I don't know the name of the country my true citizenship is filed with. But I do know these things about it:
- Jon Stewart is president - the motto mentions Accountability, Compassion, and Humor guided by Intelligent Designs - you can dance to the national anthem, which changes each year to stay fresh - there are no intellectual property restrictions - every email sent either bounces or receives a response within a week - no one is tortured, for any reason, ever - lying is against the law, unless proven to make for a wicked awesome practical joke
That, I would lay my life on the line for. And I did.
"He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it." (link)