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I don't know the name of the country my true citizenship is filed with. But I do know these things about it:

- Jon Stewart is president
- the motto mentions Accountability, Compassion, and Humor guided by Intelligent Designs
- you can dance to the national anthem, which changes each year to stay fresh
- there are no intellectual property restrictions
- every email sent either bounces or receives a response within a week
- no one is tortured, for any reason, ever
- lying is against the law, unless proven to make for a wicked awesome practical joke

That, I would lay my life on the line for. And I did.

"He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it." (link)

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